one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END
the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful
Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.
And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.
YASS BETCH YASS!!!
what a beautiful person
And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.
Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.
my love for this post reaches no limits
this moment was so sad.
black girls are human beings
man i used to really not like her. tumblr showed me the way
I felt that last comment
black girls are vulnerable. we have feelings. we dont always care what others think, but what they say can have an affect on us. no one wants to let us live. i can only imagine if my words were on a scale as large as hers, how difficult it would be.
She’s always bashed, criticized, made fun of, and her words and sentiments are almost always dismissed. People look at her and don’t take her seriously and it’s completely unfair.
if anything I think she’s brave bc people behave like trash towards her and she still performs and writes music and makes great social commentary and just generally tries her best and is successful in spite of. Nicki Minaj is great.
the unholy offspring of lightning and de..AWWWWWWWWWW
they don’t even howl properly. their mouths are wide open huskies are big furry idiot toddlers
they sound like Will Smith when he acts foolish on TV
Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours
Beauty and The Beast
this will never let me down